I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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