I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
honey bunches of taint.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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