hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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