ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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