See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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