talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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