Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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