I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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