sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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