Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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