Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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