Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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