Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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