her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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