Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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