I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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