It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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