I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You dont lie about slip and slides
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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