Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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