ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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