when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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