i was born a porn star she said
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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