I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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