found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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