Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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