dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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