at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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