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(917): View more from New York City

Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick

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(607): View more from New York

just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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(815): View more from Illinois

sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

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(361): View more from Texas

There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow

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