did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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