We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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