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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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