We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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