I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
