the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't think brook has ever known best
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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