so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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