butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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