YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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