i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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