in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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