quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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