Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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