What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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