OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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