apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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