That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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