I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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