Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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