Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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