I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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