dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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