I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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