i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
