Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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