Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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