By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
someone owes me an orgasm
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
be right there i have to get my cape
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
